its funny.

so yesterday, a shitload of folks lost power in sf. i was planning on staying in already so when a couple folks called to say lets drink in some dark bar with no electricity, i choose to stay in. with no power, your choices are limited. i decided to pick up the book sooj oh gave me a few weeks back.

crazy i couldnt put it down. the book is very in of itself, but i think more, my brain was actually working and enjoying it. about a hundred pages into, the power came back on………

at first, i kept reading…. but something was nagging me constantly. check email, check yelp, aim, news on tv, sitcoms, korean channel…..

i couldnt stay away, too many distractions.

arrrggg ahhahaha

so whats on the schedule for today? me and sooj, who reads TEN BOOKS per week on average *cough* not including her duties as a copy editor, are going out tonight to read and drink some beer. awesome. stephs should be coming out to do her accounting shit.

woohoo. now thats something ive never done before.

edit: and oh hey everybody, party at playground on friday. thanks to snorlax for hooking it up for a buddy of mines. ima buy a bottle of gg with a large straw!!!!!!!!!!

guess who?

yeah yeah yeah, fuck you it was my first track day. leave me alone. im just happy i didnt kill myself.

soooooooooooooo mr charity good guy heres put himself up on the auction block. you can win me for a date.

all proceeds go towards the AVON breast cancer fund raiser thing.

details.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/xOuZ3BshSP8IKGYgfagE9g?hrid=Rksh41c1iy2xrhj44lhspQ

pm this person if you want to bid.

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=fndYlWBXCGu1vL5y8-kr4Q

i wasnt gonna post this cause, well the last post was a video post and more than that i found this vid on akaree’s xanga, but its too awesome not to share.

an obviously, genuine, humble guy that doesnt know hes a fucking badass.

awesome awesome shit.

my face went flush. the back of my neck tingled.

the looks on the people faces, both before and after…priceless.

awesome

fun times. a group of about 40 of us took over ob town in oakland last night. i called in saying about 20, they were not prepared for the unslaught.

ob town is a good place, i like it over kokos, (it in the kokos building). definately worth a try. korean fried chicken homies. awesomely good shit, kfc.

just had to throw a special hello to these little girls. met them last night. damn 20 21? good lord, no wonder you guys so happy. give it a few years, youll be old jaded and fucked up just like the rest of us.

warning, you will die laughing.

wow, ive been yelping so much i totally ignored this page.

sooooooooooooooo, the clam bake went well, from what i heard. drinking vodka for breakfast can become a very fuzzy day. naw i actually was pretty good until the downing of soju bottles. ewwwwww. from there on, its a blank. i hear all sorts of crazy stuff. well all in all, it was a great time. the sun was out, 70+ people showed up for endless amounts of crab clams shrimp and a whole shitload of sides…..not to mention endless alcohol. and most important, we raised enough money to feed almost eight thousand people. cant beat that.

the warriors…. eh what can you say. it was a fun ride. time to put the mullin jersey away till next year.

so i had my first track day this weekend. i went up with the doctor and kev…. hey i didnt know the doctor was part of a team. lrg racing. nice. hes all pro looking and shit. hes got a nice covered trailer, a nice large canopy, CARPET!!!!!! ahhahha. damn you seriously learn your place on the track. its a good thing i started this ridign shit later in life. i probably wouldve killed myself on the track because of my ego. you quickly learn, it doesnt matter how fast the other person is going. concentrate on yourself….. hey kinda like life huh?

http://gotbluemilk.com/web070513/y/imagepages/image86.html

im such a dork, i ordered a print of this.

nothing much going on these days. just pushing on through. day after day. ehhh

so i finally got invisalign. i forgot how much moving teeth hurt. fuck. well at least its only three months.

wow, so i went to my first nba game ever. not bad. pretty fun i must admit. especially since the warriors spanked the suns. thanks nance and michelle and terrance. had a great time. the forty dollars worth of beer helped a lot too i guess.

ok so big news. the clambake im setting up for 4/28, its not just gonna be a jam out with your clam out seafood fest, ive decided, with the amount of people coming, why not doing something positive? this will be a fund raiser for the san francisco food bank. we will be adding a few dollars to everyones fees. that should come out to a pretty good amount of money. on top of that, we will be holding a raffle. ive put out an open call to business owners on yelp to donate prizes. in just a day, we gotten a 60min massages session, hella wines, $500 worth of freight shipping, 4 $25 gift certificates to an online gift shop, an hour long portrait session and a couple of gift certificates to various restaurants. how fucking cool it that? im sure there will be more prizes soon. i know i will be adding a special prize there also.

if you guys can come out that day, please do. good food, good people and a good cause. why wouldnt you come?

http://www.evite.com/pages/invite/viewInvite.jsp?event=URGJOPFKIKIWLVKDKNYT&unknownUser=true

oh and a couple of people that cannot eat shellfish are coming, sooooooooo ive decided to make some euge burgers too. them things are tasty!!!!

so my cars gotta go into the shop again. more electric problems.

anyone wanna buy a slightly use c55? great mileage, maintence free, cheap insurance.

ok, for my non yelp readers, im getting a clambake together. i cant figure out how to do the traditional burying in the sand, seaweed wrapped shit, so im just using turkey fryers to steam them fuckers and plopping them on some newspaper. i was thinking at the most 20 people would reply….. AT THE MOST. right now the evite list is somewhere near 74 yes and maybes depending on the date and place. fucking shit. i knew i shouldnt have left the list open like that. ahahhaha. well yeah, any of yous want in? email me, call me, pm me whatever. i closed the evite already cause this shits crazy. i gots some folks helping me out with logistics and starting to build a team of volunteers to work out the prep work details and shit…. but yeah i digress.

the clambake will be clams (hopefully manila, razors and steamers), mussels, dungies, alsakan king crab legs, corn, potatos……. and i know people will bring other foods, like potato salad, bread, chips, dips. everyone coming must donate the 15-25 dollar per person fee im estimating for the clambake itself. along with that fee, im asking folks to either volunteer with details or bring some other shit. beers, wines, food. beers. soju. beer. its gonna be on some sat, prob last sat of april or first sat of may, at some dog friendly park. we will do the usual kicking balls around, volleyball……. im trying to figure out a way to bring out a tv and a ps2 so we can jam out with our clam out with guitar hero 2 at a clambake.

lemme know.

the evite.

 http://www.evite.com/pages/invite/viewInvite.jsp?event=URGJOPFKIKIWLVKDKNYT&unknownUser=true

oooooo and does anyone have a turkey fryer they can let me borrow? weve got 5 so far, but im estimating we will need about 9 of them.

edit: as per the evite, the date is now set 4/28. if yous want in and you know you do, email me your email so i can add you to the evite.

so my cars in the shop again. this time, its gonna be in for like a week. whats wrong you ask?

front center speaker… blown

left door speaker… blown

rear speakers… cuts in and out

rear deck… loose

passenger head rest… rattles

sunroof liner… loose

driver seat heater… broken (again)

and who said bmw owned the market for electronic problems? they gave me another loaner. i love loaners… but man, these c230s are HELLLA slow. well, at least it gets good gas mileage.

ive thrown together a couple of dinners for the yelp crowd since last entry. it was good. first one, we all went over to toms uncles joint on taraval, shin toe bul yi. about 17 of us took up about half the place and had a good old time. the usuals, seabass stew, fish egg soup, sam gyup sal, cha dol bae ghee, fried chicken, beer and soju. everyone seemed to like it. thats good. since then. the place has become the second most bookmarked (as per the hot list) on sf yelp. nice. but damn that place is already always packed. maybe it wasnt a good idea to give them a wider audience. damn it all to hell if i dont get a table next time. 

that night was cool too cause kati came out. after such a tramatic experience and having the media constantly around you and being a widow and having two businesses and two young kids has to be hard. shes an amazing women. im glad she came out and had a nice night out with some folks. man she can drink. ahhahah shes definately got korean cred. ahhahah funny shit. theres this nice korean girl ive met recently. shes a transplant from ny. i was asking the usual, last name, where youre family is from… she was lost after last name. i told her she lost all korean cred with me. this night at shin toe bul yi, this korean transplant was sitting next to kati, whos white and kati ask do you know what jeju do dong dae ghee is while eating sam gyup sal. i lost it . HAHAHAHHA i was like holy shit kati how the fuck do you know what that is. she grabs a soju jan and knocks one back. damn thats awesome. ny transplant had no idea what was going on. korean cred she must earn.

this week we went to bay fung tong on balboa. ahhhh i love cantonese food. i think dating this one particular cantonese lady made me a life long cantonese fan. hey jenn! i went to town on them chu yum gais. for a table of 15 or so, we got the 168 banquet meal and a few extra orders of crabs and other veggies….. everything was pretty damn good and only 20 bucks per person. seriously bay fung tong has to be one of the best large group dinner joints in sf.

weird though. stopped by fizzees since we were in the neighborhood. when did it become an irish bar? besides us, the only people there were three irish guys, including the bartender. wtf happend to fizzees?

a couple of interesting tid bits. so i bought a glock 26 last week. its one of those baby glocks. 2/6/2007 was ten days after the purchase. i went to go pick it up. frank, the owner of the store, says, sorry kid, i cant sell you this gun. he hands me over the official rejection letter. BIG BOLD FAT PRINT

DO NOT RELEASE FIREARM TO THIS INDIVIDUAL.

he shows me the number on the bottom to call. im thinking wtf? i havent done jack shit in the last ten years that would prevents me from owning a handgun. conviction of a violent felony automatically prevents you from owning. conviction of a violent misdemeanor in the last ten years MAY prevent you from owning depending on which one you get convicted of. restraining orders, domestic violence, blaablaaa are also listed, but damn it, im clean.

so i call. i talk to the guy at the attorney generals office. he ask, were you arrested for multiple violent felonies before? im like well yeah but i was never convicted of any. once i did have a multiple felony arrest reduced down to a misdemeanor assault and battery, but that was when i was a minor. he states, you might want to check up on that, sir.

excuse me?

so according to official state records, i was arrested for multiple felony assault with a deadly weapon and had it reduced down to a misdemeanor assault with a deadly weapon, which carries a stipulation that anyone convicted can not own a firearm till the age of 30. wtf?!?!?! misdemeanor assault with a deadly weapon? the clerk says, yeah ive never heard of that either. neither has the gun shop owner…..

eh, i guess i got one thing to look forward to this august.

2/6/2007

date that will go down in history. first annual arbys olympics, held at arby, sloat.

the scene, empty as fuck arbys on sloat. first its a group of three, slowly small groups converge. in the end, 30+ competitors show up. how disgusting did it get. one homie ate 5 big montanas, thats 2.8 lbs of beef. 3 crazy fucker at 20 oz sandwiches. others participated in every which way possible. the nance represented the women competitors, she ate a big montana then slapped two beef and cheddars together and munched that down.

me? i drank a couple of beers and drank some two buck chuck.

just a taste of what happened. if you really are that much of a sicko and want to see more photos and videos…. you got issues.

ed and his 5 big montanas

rick and 20oz of meat folds

we just classy like that.

next event, im bringing in some ringers. snorlax, jundogg, im looking in youre general direction.

and a last pic for those that still say i dont eat.

taco tuesdays?

so i dropped off michelle at the stealership. got a bunch of warranty issues i needed to take care of and ehhh while im there might as well do a service. sure im gettting raped, but they sure gots some good coffee. apparently some of the work might take a bit so i grabbed a rental.

*warning obnoxious eugealicous entry*

well god damn. i trade in a c class and they give me a c class. same car, half the engine, though. they gave me a c230. ehhhhh. i never realized HOW much of a difference there is between an amg and the base model. pretty craptastic if you ask me. i wouldve loved this car a few years back, but damn after driving the amg around for a bit, manalive, this car seems pretty shitty.

ehhh but its peppy.

and does a decent burnout.

and does decent donuts.   

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im so excited. i got a next day mail box on my desk. it has styrofoam box in it with a heat pack. next to it is a breather bags with 7 crs. woohooo

and for those that dont have any idea what im talking about, its an old hobby the evolved over the past few months.

these are crs.

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hrrrmmmph. woman… drivers…. tooo many jokes…. coming at once…. must resist……..

ehhh what do you expect, bmw drivers.