holy fuck me. i could not have had a better day.

woke up late.

ooooooo i feel great.

my mchottie buddy calls…..

ready to laugh?

BOBBY MUTHA FUCKEN LEE.

aforementioned hottie mchottie and i go to early dinner at a place a man i trust sent a rec for in the south bay. izakayas speak to me. meat on stick…. good. small plates…. good….. beer…. good.

afterward we head to the san jo improv. work out the details. sit and enjoy. ooooo wait. more hotties come. me and three nice ladies enjoying. yes. enjoying very much so.

i love stand up.

shane wayne is a funny ass mutha.

bobby lee? that mutha fuckers on crack.

ms mchottie? well she ironed on a picture from last years show she saw onto a tank top that she was wearing. when bobby was leaving, right by us, she ran towards him. BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY!!!!!!

ok boys and girls. todays word is stalker.

S T A L K E R.

thanks ciao bean mchottie. best sunday night ive had in long time.

wheres the pics?

edit : pics?

i really have neglected this xanga of mines. ehhh.

soooooo the past few weeks have been interesting. some ups, some downs, turned 30 and interestingly enough, life is getting better. go figure. HA.

i initially wanted to make turning 30 a nice quiet private thing, but last minute, i decided till let people know it was the big three oh. it turned into a week of dinners, bars and some wow, i cant believe im still alive moments. seriously, how the hell am i still alive? a big thanks to everyone that made 30 an interesting one.

even after the chaos of last week, ive gotten some stuff straightened out in head finally. it took long enough but hey, everyday is a learned experience. as long as one foot is moving in front of the other, its a good day. of course thats from a stagnant pov and an argument can be made that you can stray and take the long route or even the wrong route, but ive had enough distractions in my life to know whats the general direction i should be heading. shiny keys wont work this time around.

this should get very interesting very quickly.

oh shit, some nice lady imed me yesterday, hey you like bobby lee right? nice. going to the sunday show in san jo. marin headlands moto ride on saturday, bobby lee on sunday? nice. great weekend ahead.

i gotta admit, life is pretty damn good.

everyday youre alive, youre healthy and not in jail, its a good day.

so the little bbq thing was pretty interesting. timing wise, i guess having my 30th day and having some fun with cool folks and doing some good for the commuinty aint bad.  

there was WAY too much food. 20lbs of halibut, countless rack of ribs, all sorts of skewers, a messican grill, and indian grill, sides sides sides sides. some folks showed up at 6am to start smoking their ribs, another homie showed up in his truck, smokers full on smoking.

“hey might as well bbq while driving right?

the food was incredible. i guess thats what happens when you gather up a shitload of “food experts”.

we had about five grills, two smokers, a generator, a tv with ps2 and gh2……

just one grill…. yes, thats a whole smoked leg of lamb. that was one of the best tasting things ive ever tasted.  

this smoker was filled with chickens. unbelievable.

there were literally tables and tables of meats and sides and meats.

it was a lot of fun. good folks. GREAT food and we raised $750 for the food bank. some nameless yelper decided to donate $250 to make an nice even $1,000. added with the matching, thats $9,000 worth of food. nice.

yeah, kinda explains the afternoon.

so why a picture of a watermelon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBSiCA2Wuj0

mmmmm yeah. tell me you didnt laugh. JUST TELL ME YOU DIDNT!!!!!!